"Well... you see... there was this squirrel... and he was looking for a nut... and as soon as he would get the nut, it would slip out of his hand and into yet another exchange server. We could have fixed it right there with a well placed sniper shot (I had my new XBOX PC controller plugged in...) but we were all so mesmerized watching this squirrel chase this nut we simply could not move.

Whoo-Hoo! Time to get my PowerShell on!