If what happened to United this past week is not the best example that it "comes in threes", then I don't know what is.

Scorpion stings man on United flight

I'm not sure about this but, it really seems like United Airlines has a curse on it or something. This is no joke folks.

United Airlines - Best Memes on one page.

United Airlines is taking an (and please excuse the pun) beating stock wise and in the realm of public opinion.

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